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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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http://snipurl.com/google_recruiting

commentCheck out what it is like to work at Google in this recruiting video.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/17/2005

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http://portland.craigslist.org/about/bes...

commentfunny

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 05/16/2005

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http://snipurl.com/JAMESBOND

commentThe next James Bond

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/13/2005

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http://snipurl.com/lonely_heart

commentThis is great! It's a remix video of the old 80s song 'Owner of a Lonely Heart' by Yes. Check it out!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/12/2005

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http://snipurl.com/duxy

commentNew Ms. Wheelchair Crowned After Dispute.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/11/2005

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http://snipurl.com/StupidPC

comment* Tech Support: "All right. Now click 'OK'."
* Customer: "Click 'OK'?"
* Tech Support: "Yes, click 'OK'."
* Customer: "Click 'OK'?"
* Tech Support: "That's right. Click 'OK'."
* Customer: "So I click 'OK', right?"
* Tech Support: "Right. Click 'OK'."

Pause.

* Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."
* Tech Support: "YOU CLICKED 'CANCEL'???"
* Customer: "That's what I was supposed to do, right?"
* Tech Support: "No, you were supposed to click 'OK'."
* Customer: "I thought you said to click 'Cancel'."
* Tech Support: "NO. I said to click 'OK'."
* Customer: "Oh."
* Tech Support: "Now we have to start over."
* Customer: "Why?"
* Tech Support: "Because you clicked 'Cancel'."
* Customer: "Wasn't I supposed to click 'Cancel'?"
* Tech Support: "No. Forget that. Let's start from the top."
* Customer: "Ok."

I spent the next fifteen minutes re-constructing the carefully crafted setup for this lady's unique computer.

* Tech Support: "All right. Now, are you ready to click 'OK'?"
* Customer: "Yes."
* Tech Support: "Great. Now click 'OK'."

Pause.

* Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/10/2005

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http://snipurl.com/sheepdash

commentHow quick is your reaction time? Test yourself by shooting these sheep full of darts.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/09/2005

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http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/imag...

commentwonderful! Brilliant sound effects. : )

Worth the 5 minutes!

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 05/08/2005

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http://www.richardsandrak.com/

commentThis kid is freaky. Check out the pictures.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 05/07/2005

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http://webaccelerator.google.com/

commentIf you want to accelerate your web speed, give the Google Web Accelerator a try. Supposedly..."web pages show up in a snap".

After install, you can see how much time the accelerator saves loading pages in the top right corner of your browser.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/06/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/video/karaoke.w...

commentKaraoke for Deaf People. Muy Funny!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/05/2005

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http://snipurl.com/spitfire_pass

commentf*** me!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/04/2005

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commentThis should come in handy at your next party.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 04/22/2005

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http://snipurl.com/DumbPC_tricks

commentHow dumb do you have to be to insert credit cards into your floppy drive???

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/21/2005

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http://snipurl.com/foodfight2

commentDid you know that it is considered inpolite to clear your plate in China? It means that you are still hungry! Play this little flash questionaire game to learn what can get you "killed" in other countries.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/20/2005

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http://snipurl.com/bottlecap

commentCheck out this Australian beer commercial! Um...did she just...

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/19/2005

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http://snipurl.com/road_blocks

commentThis is fun!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/18/2005

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http://snipurl.com/dvd_wind

commentOK, this is just retarded. I know it's supposed to be a novelty item, but who in the heck wants one of these? If you would, then be sure to contact me, I have all sorts of useless crap I could sell ya ;)

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/17/2005

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http://snipurl.com/jammers

commentYou know, I don't think a day goes by that I don't wish I had one of these. Cell phones are getting out of control!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/16/2005

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http://www.napoleonvsfender.com/

commentDance off between Napolean Dynamite and Fender from the movie Robots.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/15/2005

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http://snipurl.com/tigerwoods

commentTiger woods incredible chip-in at the masters!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/14/2005

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http://www.glamourdog.com/puppy-purses.h...

commentPuppy purses? Are you serious?

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/13/2005

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http://snipurl.com/dcjv

commentCheck out this great shot of a fly! This site has a bunch of interesting photos, check em out if you're bored.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/12/2005

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http://www.historychannel.com/broadband/

commentIf you are a history buff with a high speed internet connection, this site is for you. Watch old video clips of famous speeches, wars, debates, news, etc.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/11/2005

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http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/r...

commentintersting

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 04/10/2005

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http://www.geocities.com/killersamongus/

commentCoolest website EVER! Awesome Layout and Design!

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 04/09/2005

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http://snipurl.com/d7zl

commentFascinating dialogue. And that is a different ZackDaddy btw!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/08/2005

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http://snipurl.com/SOLAR_ECLIPSE

commentPartial solar eclipse on Friday. Watch as the "moon takes a bite out of the sun".

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/07/2005

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http://www.google.com/googleblog/

commentGoogle adds *satellite* support to Google Maps and Google Local. Pretty awesome stuff!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/06/2005

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http://snipurl.com/shoelace

commentHow to properly tie a shoe lace?

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/05/2005

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