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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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http://snipurl.com/offtowork

commentThis is how I feel every monday!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/04/2005

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commentNifty trick...i'll have to try this the next time I arm wrestle someone.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/03/2005

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commentYo Z - How does it feel being the cooler ZackDaddy, of the two?

We shall call him "Mini-Z."

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 04/02/2005

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commentYou have to at least make it to paragraph 3.

OH

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http://snipurl.com/find_em

commentQuick ways to bypass the whole hoop-jumping ritual when calling big companies like Visa, Bank of America, Dell, etc. These tricks get your straight to a human! Want to talk to a dell human, just click zero twice.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/31/2005

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commentBest candy ever invented for the price and bite size portioning.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 03/30/2005

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commentWhoa, Trippy!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/29/2005

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commentJapanese warning signs make me raff

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/28/2005

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commentCraig explains why exactly http://www.craigslist.com works.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/27/2005

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commentSpringfield for Gay Marriage

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commentWas Super Mario Bros just a simple video game, or was it COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/25/2005

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comment****-nat

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 03/24/2005

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comment"Arm wrestling robots beaten by a teenaged girl". Must be the Girlie-Man 1.0 model!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/23/2005

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http://snipurl.com/ASCII_movies

commentHow the heck did they build this??? Watch movie clips, like the Matrix, that have been converted to all ASCII characters.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/22/2005

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http://snipurl.com/patches_play

commentPatches the Horse Video. Watch Patches ride in a convertable (of sorts), get beer, answer the phone, and put up with a bunch of dumb rednecks! I think the horse should be pulling these guys around.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/21/2005

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commentvery niiiiice!

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 03/20/2005

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comment"Music Industry Sues 83-Year-Old Dead Woman". Hmmm...I wonder who will win?

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/19/2005

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commentA digital mirror that reflects your future self! Well, your future self if you don't start exercising and quit drinking so much. Which, in my case, should be fairly accurate.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/18/2005

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commentThese glasses block out more than just the sun!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/17/2005

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commentFunny Anti-Microsoft, Pro-Linux commercial.

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comment"Women will get sterile just looking at you." Check out these geeks from the Star Wars convention ... Yikes!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/15/2005

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commentI should make an avatar out of that dude.

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commentAn urban legends reference list. Very extensive and good for fact checking info floating around the internet!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/13/2005

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commentFunny bowling commercial

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commentLet your imagination run wild...

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commentwhoa!

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 03/10/2005

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submitSubmitted by Joseph, Aired on 03/09/2005

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commentWatch the take off and crash of this model B-52 plane.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/08/2005

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commentI'm not worthy!

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http://snipurl.com/senses

commentTake this 20 question senses test and see how well you're senses are firing. I only got 11 out of 20.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/06/2005

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