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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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http://www.brainplace.com/bp/waystooptim...

commentGive it a read - and learn what it took me 4 years to learn as a general science major. Or at least skim it.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 07/15/2004

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http://www.city-data.com/

commentlearn quick facts about your town or one that interests you. A lot of facts!

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 07/14/2004

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http://www.noedesign.com/

commentCoolest design I've seen in a while - plus animations are hilarious!!!

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 07/13/2004

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http://www.usgenweb.org/

commentTrace your family tree for free! A group of volunteers has gathered a number of Web sites on genealogical research.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/12/2004

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http://www.webtvlist.com/

comment

Today's site links to different television broadcasts. You can watch television stations from the United States, Canada and Great Britain.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/11/2004

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http://www.mozilla.org/products/mozilla1...

commentYou may want to look into this and switch over. Many are finding it to be better than Microsoft's Internet Explorer. It has a built in popup blocker.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 07/10/2004

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http://portland.craigslist.org/

commentone of the best sites online, to look for stuff and to sell stuff.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 07/09/2004

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http://www.600rr.net/forums/viewtopic.ph...

commentHOLY MOLY!

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 07/08/2004

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http://www.njagyouth.org/Liberty_.htm

commentI know it's over but this is neat! Happy 4th of July!Click anywhere in the sky multiple times.....

submitSubmitted by tiff_25, Aired on 07/07/2004

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http://www.jasons-toolbox.com/BrowserSec...

commenttake the test and find out how vunerable you are to hackers.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 07/06/2004

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http://www.blackjack-school.com/indexa.s...

commentlearn to play cards.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 07/05/2004

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http://www.vischeck.com/examples/

commentSee the world from a color blind perspective.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/04/2004

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http://mesa.rrzn.uni-hannover.de/

commentThe Meta E-mail Search Agent (MESA) claims to be the largest e-mail address book in the world. So if you have forgotten someones email address, type in their name and click search. Results may not be their newest address, but worth a shot!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/03/2004

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http://www.colorquiz.com/

commentTake the 5 minute personality quiz. You just chose the colors that are most pleasing to you and evidently that determines your personality type. Mine was pretty accurate.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/02/2004

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http://www.homeideas.com/

commentHome Ideas is a research center for consumers, contractors and
designers. You'll find information on every aspect of your home.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/01/2004

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http://www.ingenious.org.uk

commentToday's site features the National Museum of Science and Industry in London.

You can see a picture of the first television transmission and much more!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/30/2004

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http://www.amw.com/

commentSeen any psychos lately? Do a search and see if they are wanted by the FBI.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/29/2004

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http://www.pbs.org/saf/

commentScientific American Frontiers with Alan Alda (Guy from Mash). You can watch past episodes, get more info, view schedule, etc. This is an awesome show every sunday at 11:00 on OPB.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/28/2004

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http://www.lileks.com/postcards/motels/

commentThis Web site has scanned postcards from motels across the United States from the 50s and 60s

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/27/2004

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http://www.rhymezone.com/

commentIf you're a poet and ya knowit - Use this!

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 06/26/2004

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http://www.wolinskyweb.net/word.htm

commentYou guys are in for a real treat today.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 06/25/2004

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http://www.zefrank.com/scribbler/

commentToday's site lets you scribble a drawing and the Scribbler will draw on top of it. You can create some pretty cool pictures.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/24/2004

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http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/inkl...

commentToday's site is basically pictionary online. Score points as you draw and guess the secret words.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/23/2004

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http://www.bankrate.com/brm/calculators/...

commentBank Calculators

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/22/2004

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http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/archive...

commentNASA astronomy pic of the day.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/21/2004

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http://home.centurytel.net/venice/

commentToday's site is my dads. Where you can learn more about Rick Johnson and family. You can also find some good quotes and learn more about the safety and health benefits of telecommuting!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/20/2004

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http://www.daboyz.org/honda/

commentThis is an awesome commercial from Honda! It was shot in real time 606 times to get it just right. Quite an Engineering feat! Note: if you have slow bandwidth you can download it first.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/19/2004

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http://www.accident-report.com/

commentTodays site has reports on military aviation accidents dating back to 1918.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/18/2004

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http://www.healthcentral.com

commentGreat place to go for consumer health information

submitSubmitted by Lakira76, Aired on 06/17/2004

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http://www.digitalkick.com/

commentTodays site is for broadband users only! It uses flash and has some good effects.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/16/2004

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