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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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http://zackdaddy.com/quickies/bungee_bai...

commentWatch this bungee jump video and pay special attention when he hits the water.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/30/2006

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http://zackdaddy.com/quickies/man_show_d...

commentHilarious Man Show Skit: Deer Hunter

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/27/2006

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commentYou gotta see this fishing video! If you wanna call it fishing.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/26/2006

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commentFollow the blue ball.

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh, they're everywhere!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/18/2006

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commentDamn!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/17/2006

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http://zackdaddy.com/quickies/buildig_cl...

commentCheck out this video of a guy climbing a skyscraper without any form of safety gear. Pretty impressive!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/10/2006

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http://www.v8snowblowers.com/id6.html

commentCheck out this v8 snowblower!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/09/2006

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http://www.humperchicken.com

commenthump it up!

submitSubmitted by buck, Aired on 01/06/2006

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http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/repor...

commentSnow plow hits reporter (video)

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/05/2006

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http://www.entertainmentanytime.com

commentThis is a fun little game with real life characters. Drive a cab and mess with the passenger. Read the orange text for hints on better ways to f*** with him.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/04/2006

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http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com

commentA 21 year old college student put this site together. It's so simple, he sells pixels to ad companys and they pay him a buck a pixel. He will be a millionaire when all is said and done.

I hate him! How dare he come up with such a good idea.

Here's the article on it: http://snipurl.com/l5xi

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/03/2006

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http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?...

commentWhy David Hasselhoff should be your idol...LMAO!

My favorite: "Likes Coleman"

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/02/2006

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http://www.jibjab.com/Movies/ClickThroug...

commentThe latest from JibJab: "2-0-5" (video)

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/01/2006

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http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

commentFun AI program: Guess the Dictator and/or Television Sit-Com Character. Try to stump it, I dare ya!

I pretended to be Jerry Seinfeld, and he guessed it on the first guess...I know not too tough, but I'm easy what can I say.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/31/2005

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http://sheepfilms.co.uk/b3ta/b3ta13.htm

commentFunny animations by a English lad...click next and go through a few, if you're bored.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/30/2005

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http://www.looterguy.com

commentThe guy that looted beer after the hurricane has been photo shopped into all kinds of pictures.

submitSubmitted by Trigger, Aired on 12/29/2005

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http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video....

commentCheck out this video of a guy scared shitless on an amuzement ride. He screams like a little girl.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/28/2005

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http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video....

commentSNL video clip on caulking...

"Does anyone know where I can get my hands on some black caulk"

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/27/2005

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commentSnowball Fight!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/25/2005

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commentSnowboarding Game (flash)

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/24/2005

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commentJoe Cartoon's "Santa Hoe"

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/23/2005

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http://zackdaddy.com/quickies/lights.wmv

commentAwesome christmas light show (video and audio)

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/22/2005

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http://zackdaddy.com/quickies/RomanticSl...

commentFunny Bud Light Commercial: Romantic Sleigh Ride

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/21/2005

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http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html

commentNo Christmas for you!

submitSubmitted by Trigger, Aired on 12/20/2005

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commentCelebrity Cyborgs

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commentSuper Art

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commentThe exciting history behind ctl-alt-del. Watch the end where Bill Gates takes a little heat. Gotta love it!

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commentMandatory Office Equipment

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commentCheck out this cool/funny photo album..."Irrational Phobias 8"

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/14/2005

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http://googlevideo.blogspot.com/2005/11/...

comment"WATERBORNE" Trailer / Water Terrorism Film

Is this a joke?

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/13/2005

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