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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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http://www.curtisyee.com/celebbday/

commentPlay the celebrity game! Type in your birthday and guess which celebrities are older/younger than you. I was way off!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/28/2005

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http://snipurl.com/hardjelly

comment"Blast of sound turns liquid to jelly"

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/27/2005

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http://virtualearth.msn.com/

commentMicrosoft has released a beta version of Virtual Earth.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/26/2005

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http://www.lapoo.nl/catapult2/

commentFun flash game: Lords III Catapult

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/25/2005

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http://snipurl.com/illusions

commentTons of cool optical illusions!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/24/2005

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http://www.eyeshot.net/jenkins1.html

commentThe thumbsuckers girlfriend.

Definitely one of the funniest short stories I've read in a long time. Gross. But Funny.

submitSubmitted by Trigger, Aired on 07/23/2005

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http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/

commentfunny

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 07/22/2005

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http://desktop.google.com/download/earth...

commentGoogle Earth

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/21/2005

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http://snipurl.com/opill

commentThis is an awesome optical illusion!!! Everything appears to be animated but they aren't. Check it out!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/20/2005

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http://snipurl.com/cokechocolate

commentApparently you can start a fire with a can of coke and a chocolate bar, who knew. Better yet, who gets stuck in the woods with a can of coke and a chocolate bar? You never know I guess. I must say I thought it was going to be a cooler trick!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/19/2005

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http://gahooyoogle.com/

commentAre you a Google fan or a Yahoo! fan? Now you can be both at the same time. Check out Gahoo!Yoogle, it returns search results in a split screen, one side Google and the other Yahoo!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/18/2005

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http://japander.com/japander/

commentWatch american celebrities doing cheezy commercials in Japan.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/15/2005

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http://snipurl.com/pullme

commentDamn!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/14/2005

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http://snipurl.com/metaloldies

commentOnly as old as you feel I guess!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/13/2005

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http://snipurl.com/fjrd

commentCheck out these pictures of a Liger (cross between a Lion and Tiger)! Snopes says their real, so they must be real!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/12/2005

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http://www.freeheadset.org/

commentGet a free headset for your cell phone! All you have to pay is $3.94 shipping.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/11/2005

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http://www.comcast.net/entertainment/ind...

commentfunny

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 07/10/2005

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http://snipurl.com/ParaFly

commentCool Flash Jigsaw Puzzle

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/09/2005

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http://www.collegesexadvice.com/masturba...

comment"Whew! I had never been so scared in my life."

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 07/08/2005

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http://www.playaholics.com/play/lightnin...

commentPlay some virtual pool at todays site, pretty addictive.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/07/2005

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http://www.killsometime.com

commentThere is some funny **** on this sight. Check out the fainting goats video clip.

submitSubmitted by Trigger, Aired on 07/06/2005

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http://snipurl.com/slider

commentAlmost as interesting as this cool head trick, is the language in the background. You guys speak like that 24/7 huh, alrighty then.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/05/2005

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http://snipurl.com/vitalic

commentVitalic - My Friend Dario. Interesting Video.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/04/2005

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http://snipurl.com/its_soup

comment2 minutes? ****...that guys a true olympian! Watch this commercial to find out what the hell I'm going on about.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/03/2005

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http://snipurl.com/thebarber

commentHave you given blood lately? This commercial might sell ya on it!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 07/02/2005

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http://www.menwithouthats.com/micro.html

commentFinally - now I can become a true musician.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 07/01/2005

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http://www.ripleys.com/games/iq.html

commentTry this Ripleys IQ Game. Alot like checkers except with balls and it's harder than it looks!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/30/2005

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http://www.thefeature.com/article?articl...

commentSo it begins

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 06/29/2005

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http://www.99rooms.com/

commentInteresting Site

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/28/2005

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http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/...

comment42 midgets vs. 1 lion

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 06/27/2005

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