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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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http://kptv.com/Global/story.asp?S=29016...

commentCurious.

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http://snipurl.com/HOTTEST_SUMMER_EVER

commentGOOD GOD MAN!!!

I USED SNIP URL!!!!!

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 03/04/2005

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commentWatch this flash video of a pizza order. It's pretty funny and yet not!

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commentMaximum Starbuck Density! 165 within a 5 mile radius? We're doomed!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 03/02/2005

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commentCool blizzard shot!

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commentYou have got to see this! I dare you to not watch it twice! I double dog dare ya!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/27/2005

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commentCheck out the winner of the 'Crash Ballet' contest! As if a plane crash isn't thrilling enough. Don't worry, those are only dummy's!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/25/2005

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commentCheck out this Adidas commercial!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/24/2005

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commentHunter S. Thompson archives.

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commentyummy

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http://snipurl.com/cxgl

commentHunter S. Thompson (author of Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas) is dead! He committed suicide yesterday.

What a ****ty ending to the movie!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/21/2005

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commentVeeeeery Interesting.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 02/20/2005

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commentThis one is fun.


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commentWoman arrested for deleting her Ex-Boyfrieds saved game. Execute her!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/18/2005

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commentTry to pee your name in the snow ... this is litterally seconds of fun.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/17/2005

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http://www.ihatefinancialplanning.com/my...

commentfor all you financial planning haters out there...this site makes it easy!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/16/2005

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commentBillboard Radio

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commentUSB Eye Massager ... What will they come up with next?

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/13/2005

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commentIf this is the most "human sounding" computer voice out there, may god help us all.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/11/2005

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commentVisit this site or I will break your legs!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/10/2005

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http://www.irs.gov/publications/p17/ch13...

commentThe IRS says :
Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless in the same year, you return it to its rightful owner.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 02/09/2005

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http://dyingis.blogspot.com/

comment"Soon, I will be dead. I have a recalcitrant tumour in the neck, and it's a real pain. It's given me plenty of time to prepare for my death, and now it's finally going for the kill. I am completely powerless in the face of it. My only option is to flee to my mind, where I have so, so much to say and tell... but I have no one to tell it to. This is the loneliness of death."

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commentTo quote Adam Sandler, 'Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?'

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commentWhoooah dude.

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commentCheck this out! Funny stuff. you can actually write you name in the snow....with urine!

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commentsurreal if you imagine it happening to you.

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http://www.digitalnowhere.com/

commentseems like a site to admire. I like at the bottom where it says, "Check Yo Self!. We have caught 69 shameful hackers."

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commentA great tool for snipping your urls. J$, this one is for you! Just type in your long nasty url and click snip, out pops a nice small url.

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commentUpload a pic of yourself, then press a button and see what you would look like as a man/woman, infant/elder, drunk, etc.

This is a must try! It's cool.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/01/2005

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commentAccidently Kansas photos

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