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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magaz...

comment100 things we didn't know this time last year

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/30/2005

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http://www.technewsworld.com/story/39621...

commentSamsung Unveils Motion-Sensitive Mobile Phone

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/29/2005

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http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml

commentI allready got the
"I'm huge in Japan" shirt, so don't even think about it.

submitSubmitted by jj, Aired on 01/28/2005

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http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/2001/...

commentWow - that's really out there.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 01/27/2005

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http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?i...

commentScrew Internet Explorer (by Microsoft) - I'm switching over to Firefox.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 01/26/2005

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http://www.go2pdf.com/

commentThis is a handy tool for converting various documents to PDF format. Best of all, it's free!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/25/2005

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http://www.usgennet.org/alhnorus/ahorcla...

commentIn trying to discover if that was a meteorite that I happened upon at Venice Ranch, I stumbled upon this site.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 01/24/2005

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http://www.ninjai.com/

commentClick on "Chapters" in the menu then select 1. It's cute.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 01/23/2005

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http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/02...

commentyup

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 01/22/2005

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http://www.jibjab.com

commentCheck out the latest from JibJab! It's George W's second term.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/21/2005

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http://fileforum.betanews.com/browse/Mul...

commentWith the first program you could have decrypted those Sex in the City DVD's.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 01/20/2005

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http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?i...

comment2004: The year in Technology

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/19/2005

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http://tenbyten.org/

comment100 words and pictures that define the time, updated hourly.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/18/2005

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http://www.broom.org/epic/

commentCheck out this flash 'history' of the internet through 2014

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/17/2005

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http://trilogyrelease.bungie.org/

commentMarathon Trilogy released

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/16/2005

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http://www.apple.com/macmini/

commentHow cute

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/15/2005

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http://stream.apple.akadns.net/

commentApple CEO Steve Jobs deliver the Macworld Expo keynote address from Moscone Center in San Francisco.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/14/2005

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http://www.wellstyled.com/tools/colorsch...

commentA damn good color scheme generator for developing websites!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/13/2005

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http://www.rio.com.br/animation/iconstor...

commentWhat your desktop does at night! No wonder it worked fine when I left and works like crap this morning.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/12/2005

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http://www.badmovies.org/movies/meetfeeb...

commentThis one looks like a riot.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 01/11/2005

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http://www.kiddofspeed.com/chapter1.html

commentWhat it would really look like after WW3. (at the bottom of the page it "next page" to click)

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 01/10/2005

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http://www.spreadfirefox.com/

commentSpread the word! Firefox rules!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/09/2005

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http://snipurl.com/eagle_eye

commentThe Discovery channel attached two lightweight video cameras to an eagles wings and taped it in flight. Check out this birds eye view...

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/07/2005

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http://www.smartklamp.com/parents/thesma...

commentI ordered this and received it in the mail yesterday and let me warn you now from personal experience
a) Do not try this if you are already circumsized and
b) Do not try this if you are not an infant. mommy.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 01/06/2005

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http://hosted.ap.org/specials/interactiv...

commentInteresting

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 01/05/2005

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http://www.badmovies.org/movies/uninvite...

commentB-Movies at their best!
[Scroll to the bottom and watch clip]
"A hand puppet attacking a truck. Count the panes of glass that break and enjoy."

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 01/04/2005

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http://www.bassfiles.net/pointer.swf

commentTry to keep your cursor by aggrevating this little guy and placing it just out of reach.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 01/03/2005

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http://kptv.com/Global/story.asp?S=27239...

comment****

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 01/02/2005

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http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,660...

commentThis video makes me want one! Ipod that is.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/31/2004

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http://www.giftmixer3000.com/giftmixer.h...

commentCheck out the GiftMixer 3000! It finds gifts for you.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/28/2004

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