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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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commentHurray - New Mexico!

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commentCool Design!

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commentTom Cruise kills Oprah with his scientology powers.

submitSubmitted by Trigger, Aired on 06/24/2005

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http://snipurl.com/vEarth

commentMiscrosoft is coming out with there version of Google Maps with Sattelite. It's due out early July and looks awesome!

You can zoom in much closer than Google, smoother navigation, you can plot multiple business types (for example all the bars & hotels in an area), and you can zoom in and out with the scroll wheel!

I love google and not so much Microsoft, but this looks like some pretty kick ass software, I may have to switch!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/23/2005

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http://snipurl.com/billyh

commentYou have to check out todays site...it is truly one of a kind! Click around and play a few of his tracks. Listen to the intro for awhile, it's kinda funny when he starts cussin.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/22/2005

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http://snipurl.com/another

commentI'm sold!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/21/2005

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http://snipurl.com/ZackDaddyMovie

commentCheck out this dorky movie I made, and then create your own using dfilm. There will be a link to it after the movie.

Thank you for not smoking

Please make sure that your cell phones are off

There is popcorn and beverages available in our lobby

Enjoy the show...

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/10/2005

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http://snipurl.com/GoogleGuess

commentFrom the creator of Montage-a-Google, comes this addictive game called Guess-the-google. This time, the game provides you with a montage of images and you have to guess what keyword was used to produce them.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/09/2005

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http://snipurl.com/c1ux

commentMontage-a-Google. Type in a search term and this site will create a cool montage for you using the Google image search. Try 'ZackDaddy' for instance...lovely wallpaper ;)

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/08/2005

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commentRyan found this one. Nice!

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 06/07/2005

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http://snipurl.com/rapemarriage

comment"A rape victim has been asked by an Indian court to consider marrying her attacker to give him a lighter sentence".

Wait...say that again?

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/06/2005

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http://snipurl.com/justme

commentMuch more than meets the eye on this site, you have to be a good explorer to find all the goodies though. Excellent way to waste valuable work time.

Hint: Start clicking!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/05/2005

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http://snipurl.com/IM_Buddy

commentThis is mildly addictive. Once you start beating him with the fist, it's hard to stop! Good stress reliever.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/04/2005

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http://snipurl.com/cheeseburger

commentYou aren't going to believe what this lady called 911 about. I can't believe they didn't hang up on her stupid ass.

After you listen to that, listen to one of my favorite Martin Lawrence clips, it's semi-related:

http://snipurl.com/everybodys_gangsta

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/03/2005

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http://snipurl.com/biketour

commentOne hell of a bike ride!

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http://www.howdiditgoin.com/

commentTheories on how that Tiger Woods shot went in.

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commentPissing Alcohol

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commentNew food pyramid released, no longer a "one size fits all"!

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commentFrench marines to the rescue!

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commentThe Drunk Walk Game

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commentWow! I gotta have this album.

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commentcool.

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http://snipurl.com/alarm_clock

comment"The clock, called SleepSmart, measures your sleep cycle, and waits for you to be in your lightest phase of sleep before rousing you. Its makers say that should ensure you wake up feeling refreshed every morning."

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/25/2005

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http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_due...

commentgoofy but funny

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commentMosh Girl is purdy

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/23/2005

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http://www.nevashut.com/game/flash.asp

commentMake Sanjeev Nevashut (store clerk) do whatever you want...and if you make him happy you could win a trip! I got one measly box of pringles for making him dance. Tight wad!

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commentYou ever get ****** at a website and want to do some "virtual" damage. Go to todays site, pecify a url, and bombs away!

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http://jibjab.com/cu_play_full.html

comment"The Drugs I Need" video - Funny Stuff! "If you experience psychotic episodes...then you are crazy".

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/20/2005

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http://snipurl.com/pianoballs

commentThis guy plays the piano with his balls.

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http://snipurl.com/wonderdog

commentWatch this video of a 2-Legged dog that had to learn to walk upright.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/18/2005

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