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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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http://www.inpursuitoftea.com/white.htm

commentCool.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 12/26/2004

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http://www.darrenbarefoot.com/hall/index...

commentHall of Technical Documentation Weirdness

Check out these hillariously insane user manual images!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/20/2004

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http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=...

commentsigns of early water on Mars!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/19/2004

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http://www.koin.com/news.asp?ID=138

commentThat guy looks familiar

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 12/18/2004

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http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/index.html

commentWACKY WARNING LABEL CONTEST

Fishing lure which warns, "Harmful if swallowed," catches one of the top awards.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/17/2004

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http://www.primat.se/primat/apelogic.asp

commentIf you're having one of those days, where you want to bash your computers brains out, check out todays site. It's fun!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/16/2004

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http://www.google.com/help/cheatsheet.ht...

commentNeed help narrowing down your google search. Check out this google cheat sheet.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/15/2004

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http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jht...

commentLong lost soldiers emerge from the jungle after 25 years. They came out in clothes made of bark and leaves!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/14/2004

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http://www.cnet.com/4520-10162_1-5544682...

commentFind the perfect gift for mom, dad, and even 'Zany Uncle'.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/13/2004

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http://www.eliica.com/

commentYou gotta see this!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/12/2004

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http://oregonstate.edu/dept/ncs/newsarch...

commentWhite tea, the least processed of all teas, has the highest levels of polyphenols and antioxidants, and is available at specialty tea stores, over the Internet, and in some grocery stories.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 12/11/2004

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http://www.zhornsoftware.co.uk/stickies/

commentDownload this free stickies software. You can post stickie notes all over your desktop and save on paper.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/10/2004

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http://www.newscientist.com/hottopics/te...

commentDevice translates spoken Japanese and English

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/09/2004

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http://www.implosionworld.com/cinema.htm

commentWatch building implode...it's a blast!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/08/2004

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http://www.komar.org/cgi-bin/xmas_webcam

commentCheck out Alek's Christmas lights Web Cam! You have the power to control the lights in real time using your web browser. You can turn them on and off, as well as zoom in and out. Only operational between 1800 and 2200 Mountain Time though.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/07/2004

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http://news.com.com/Are+you+sitting+comf...

commentNew technology could allow us to get online, type in an address, and view people/cars/etc. in real time. You can zoom in close enough to see the make and model of a vehicle.

How cool is that?

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/06/2004

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http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/29/technolo...

commentChip Power, times 10

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/05/2004

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http://www.greghahn.com/04/clips.htm

commentComedian Greg Hahn Clips

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/04/2004

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http://www.somethingawful.com/shmorky/

commentDid I already submit this?

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 12/03/2004

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http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries...

comment30GB on one DVD!!!

<zackdaddy faints>

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/02/2004

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http://www.apple.com/trailers/touchstone...

commentThe Life Aquatic

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/30/2004

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/america...

commentbring yourself up to date with current affairs.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 11/29/2004

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=st...

commentI'll be damned! Artificial fins for dolphins...whats next?

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/28/2004

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http://scholar.google.com/

commentNew google tool! Search through journals and other library type data. It's the plagiarizers search engine ;)

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/26/2004

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http://www.audiostreet.net/artists/006/4...

commentThis is great, George W. singing 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/25/2004

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http://www.freeboard.com/indexFlash.htm

commentA skateboard engineered to ride exactly like a snowboard. Looks like fun!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/24/2004

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http://www.fox.com/rebelbillionaire/

commentThe Rebel Billionaire! This is a cool new show on fox, like the apprentice (one of my favs) meets fear factor.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/23/2004

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http://www.google.com/googleblog/2004/09...

commentThink you've got what it takes to work for Google Labs? Take a gander at their Aptitude Test!

"On an infinite, two-dimensional, rectangular lattice of 1-ohm resistors, what is the resistance between two nodes that are a knight's move away?"

"In your opinion, what is the most beautiful math equation ever derived?"

MAKE IT STOP!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/22/2004

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http://www.live-shot.com/

commentIs there anything you can't do online? This site allows you to actually hunt a wide variety of animals on a Texas Ranch. You control a real gun with your mouse and shoot at real animals. It cost money of course, but if you make a kill, they ship you the meat.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/21/2004

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http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_search...

commentSideways trailer...I want to see this movie!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/20/2004

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