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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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http://www.colorstrology.com/

commentWhat color are you?

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/17/2004

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http://www.apple.com/trailers/

commentGood site to check out the latest movie trailers.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/16/2004

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http://vulcan.wr.usgs.gov/Volcanoes/Rain...

comment"...much of the lowland to the east of Tacoma and the south of Seattle is formed of pre-historic debris from Mount Rainier."

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 09/15/2004

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http://www.copykat.com/asp/recipes.asp

commentHave you ever wondered how your favorite restaurants prepare their most popular dishes? Have you ever wondered how you can make them in the comfort of your own kitchen? Check out todays site!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/14/2004

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http://www.snapfiles.com/topdownloads/fw...

commentYour welcome. : )

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 09/13/2004

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http://www.pnsn.org/RAINIER/rainrec_eqs....

commentSome call me Mr. Doomsday, but I think Mnt Rainier will erupt soon and take most of Seattle with it, because I think the blast zone is pointed right at Seattle. Then again volcanos have never erupted here in the NW, have they?

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 09/12/2004

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http://q.20q.net/q.cgi

commentRemember the game "20 questions"? Well at todays site you can play against the computer. Think of something and the computer will ask you a series of questions until it can guess what it is.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/11/2004

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http://www.pnsn.org/recenteqs/latest.htm

commentBOOM!

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 09/10/2004

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http://www.mybargainbuddy.com/index.shtm...

commentGood place to shop online for bargains.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/09/2004

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http://www.sysinfo.org/

commentIf you click on the Startup tab in msconfig, you'll see a bunch of program listings. But what needs to stay and what doesn't. Enter the name of a program at today's site to find out what it's used for.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/08/2004

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http://www.wheresgeorge.com/

commentWhere does the money go? Register with todays site and enter the serial number of your c-note to track it.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/07/2004

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http://wombat.doc.ic.ac.uk/foldoc/foldoc...

commentFrom 1 minute of reading you will be twice as smart concerning computers.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 09/06/2004

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http://www.thefutoncritic.com

commentCheck out the Futon Critic. It's the web's best television resource...allegedly.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/05/2004

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http://www.firstgov.gov/Citizen/Topics/M...

commentDoes the government owe you money? Check out todays site for unclaimed property, credit unions, mortgage refunds and more.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/04/2004

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http://www.msnbc.com/modules/summer_driv...

commentDriving vacations through the ages! This is a cool site that showcases what road trips were like in each erra from the 50s to the 90s. Check it out!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/03/2004

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http://www.imaginationatwork.com/imagine

commentThis is pretty cool! Draw a picture, preview when finished, and then you can send it to someone if you like what you did. Check it out!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/02/2004

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http://www.subservientchicken.com

commentFinally, somebody in a chicken costume who will do whatever you want. Check it out!

submitSubmitted by tiff_25, Aired on 09/01/2004

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http://badgas.co.uk/lynndie/

commentDo the Lynndie! It's the latest craze!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 08/31/2004

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commentThe is first! Don't know what I'm talking about? Check out todays site and find out!

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http://portfolio.geoffbugbee.com

commentGeoff Bugbee is a photojournalist who has taken some pretty amazing pictures. Check them out.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 08/29/2004

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http://www.us.map24.com/

commentThis is the coolest map site I've seen yet! Type in your address and hit submit. Try out all the options in the toolbar (distance is a cool one).

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 08/28/2004

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http://www.dilbert.com

commentDilbert is Funny!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 08/27/2004

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/urbanlegend.htm

commentHa, I dug up one of my old sites. This was for a school project where I had to make up my own Urban Legend. Check out the guestbook at the bottom...some of you signed it!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 08/26/2004

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http://www.lakira.com

commentCheck out todays site! The beautiful Lakira shares her stories, jokes, pictures, creations, inspiration, and more with the viewing public.

Enjoy!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 08/25/2004

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http://www.nursingworld.org/can/tools/bo...

commentEnlightening - takes 2 minutes to read and you learn something that might change your life.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 08/24/2004

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http://www.wheredidthetimego.com/

commentSo what have you done with your life? Check out todays site to find out. Type in your age, sex, and a few other things and it will tell you how many years you've spent doing different things. Evidently, I've spent most of my life either in bed or on the toilet!

It's been a sweet ride!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 08/23/2004

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http://www.phy.duke.edu/~rgb/Beowulf/c++...

commentVERY interesting if you happen to be a programmer. Even interesting if you aren't. BTW : Stroustrup invented C++, the programming language that replaced C (somewhat). I program in C still, because C++ has about a million rules ya gotta follow.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 08/20/2004

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http://www.cfa.harvard.edu/ep/starreport...

commentHey Star Gazers, todays site is just for you so check it out! DO IT!!!

Check out which celestial bodies are brightest in a given month and how to locate them.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 08/19/2004

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http://www.bet.com

commentmagazine on line

submitSubmitted by Lakira76, Aired on 08/18/2004

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http://www.toledo-bend.com/colorblind/Is...

commentAre you colorblind. Take the 5 second test dude (or dudette)!

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 08/17/2004

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