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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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commentCheck out this Guiness add..."Good things come to show who wait"

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commentGranny Attack

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comment"the position where it is, is now the position where it wasn't and it follows that the position where it was is not the position where it is"

Well, that clears up missile guidance for me. (audio clip)

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/10/2005

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http://zackdaddy.com/quickies/smallguy.w...

commentFunny video clip of a pretend dancing midget.

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commentWhat old people do for fun (video clip).

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commentDo Not Press The Red Button!

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comment"Trance N Roll"

Kick ass trance video!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/06/2005

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commentFunny 911 call

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commentYou ever walk into a room and have someone jump out at you and laugh while you proceed to have a seizure on the floor. Check out this Candid Camera video clip!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/03/2005

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commentWatch this hilarious video clip and see if you can guess where this guy works.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/02/2005

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commentMake your own google logo

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 12/01/2005

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commentNow that's what I call a monitor!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/30/2005

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commentThe Kid From Brooklyn

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commentA whole new take on Stanley Kubrick's 1980 Horror Classic, "The Shining".

It's all in the context ;)

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/28/2005

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http://www.parsec.it/whereis/index.php

commentType in the url of a site and it will show you the location on google maps. Pretty slick stuff!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/25/2005

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commentHappy Thanksgiving!

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commentTexas Arrest..."They got him!"

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commentCheck out this Japanese gameshow..."Morning Musume vs Lizard". Where do they come up with this shit?

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/22/2005

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commentFunny slideshow on the words women use. For instance...

Fine

This is a word women use when they are right and you need to shut up.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/22/2005

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commentA very bad day for Arizona Rails! The train stopped to investigate smoke, they probably should have rethought stopping on a wooden bridge IMHO. Scroll down and check out the photos.

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commentCheck out Googlefight! Type in 2 keywords and watch them fight it out.

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commentNow this is a cool couch! I need a lawn first though.

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commentWant to wack your boss Soprano style? Check out today's site and let off some steam...find all 14 to win. Click on objects in the room to kill him with and be sure to use the cleaner afterwards.

Note: Turn up your sound to get the full effect.

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commentWant to put a hex on your competition or buy a "sissy wrist rest", check out the catalogue at Stooples - Office Tools For Hopeless Fools.

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commentNew Food Reviews: Cheetos Cheezy Pizza, Breyers Twix Ice Cream, etc.

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commentAs we all know...There IS such a thing as a stupid question. This guide seeks out to help people ask better questions online.

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commentI think I would just steal it after that much work.

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comment"Football Dribble in LeidsePlein Amsterdam"

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commentTwo Chinese Students singing "I Want It That Way" by Backstreet Boys. Funny Shit!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/02/2005

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