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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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http://zackdaddy.com/quickies/cashmere.a...

commentFunny blonde commercial! "Does wool come from the girl cow or the boy cow?"

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 11/01/2005

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_158...

commentInteresting Law Suit! At what point do police just laugh and walk away? If I punch myself in the face can I sue myself?

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/31/2005

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http://zackdaddy.com/quickies/blondest.w...

commentDo you need BlondeStar? At first I thought this was a joke, but then I remembered "only stupid people are breeding" (from that great Havey Danger song).

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/29/2005

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http://www.pumpkingutter.com/

commentCheck out these awesome pumpkin carvings with realistic faces!

My favorite is still from good ole Jack Handy...Carve the letters Y-O-U in it and stab a large kitchen knife through it.

I did that one year and didn't have to worry about handing out any candy ;).

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/28/2005

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http://jibjab.com/Movies/MoviePlayer.asp...

comment"Big Box Mart" by JibJab

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/27/2005

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http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id...

commentAh, such adorable little racists, you just wanna eat em up...and then spit em out (too sour).

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/26/2005

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http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/

commentYou want to know the distance and calories burned on your morning jog, you can use this tool to map it out and see. Pretty cool!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/25/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/shadow...

commentCool hand shadows!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/24/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/kuchie...

commentNow this is a funny video. But I'm not sure if it's supposed to be???

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/23/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/iamdru...

commentI Am Drugs!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/22/2005

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http://www.housingmaps.com/

commentGoogle Maps meets Craigslist! Click on balloons to view more info and pictures if available.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/21/2005

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http://waxy.org/random/view.php?type=vid...

commentAccording to funny.co.uk this is "the world's filthiest joke". It is extremely extreme and definitely not for the squeamish!

You've been warned!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/20/2005

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submitSubmitted by Borgo, Aired on 10/19/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/direct...

commentCheck out this commercial...you might think twice the next time you ask directions.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/18/2005

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http://www.lmm.jussieu.fr/spaghetti/inde...

commentLearn why spaghetti breaks in 3 pieces instead of 2. Fascinating stuff!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/17/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/canadi...

commentCanandia Breast Exam...I think this guys got the right idea.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/16/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/Kosovo...

commentThese guys have entirely too much time on their hands. LOL.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/15/2005

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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/10/1...

commentSMURFS MUST DIE!!!

submitSubmitted by Joseph, Aired on 10/13/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/backwa...

commentKinda cool video...everything is moving in reverse.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/12/2005

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http://zackdaddy.com/quickies/skydive.wm...

commentTalk about an adrenaline rush, watch this skydiver video.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/11/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/pissed...

commentNow that is one pissed off office worker!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/10/2005

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http://hostingproject.info/Zilos/googlex...

commentI like it.

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 10/09/2005

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http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash...

commentI wonder if this happens more than we think?

Damn Monkeys!

Note:

1. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE by moving your mouse towards the coin slot
2. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
3. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
4. CLICK ON "APRI"

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/08/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/giveit...

commentThe beauty of college!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/07/2005

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http://www.derrenbrown.co.uk/

commentThis site is awesome!!! Derren Brown is a magician and this site is one of the coolest ones I have ever seen, design-wise. Go there and click around.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/06/2005

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http://zackdaddy.com/quickies/ghostly_ca...

comment"This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot.

The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon. Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road....Spooky!

Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad, you'll even hear the cameraman whispering in the background about it near the end of the commercial (might need to put the sound up abit).

A little creepy but pretty cool!"

submitSubmitted by J$, Aired on 10/05/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/transf...

commentI love this commercial. "Transformers, more than meets the eyes".

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/04/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/micros...

commentLife is 2 short! Check out this XBox commercial

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/03/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/cuphol...

commentThis is not the proper use of a cd drive...It makes me wonder how many people have actually tried this.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/02/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/cubism...

commentBusted!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 10/01/2005

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