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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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commentDid anybody ever buy one of these things?

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commentCheck out a mega listing of the greatest podcasts available out there.

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commentCheck out this book on computers published in the '70s. Good Night! I guess I won't bitch about my computer anymore...

... so anyways, you know what really pisses me off about my computer? It can't even read my mind or go back in time to get things done yesterday or make me a fricken sandwich! Piece of crap computer!!!

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commentThe USS Montana takes on...

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commentGreat toyota commercial!

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commentHunter S. Thompson goes out with a bang!

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commentWow! This is one COOL machine!

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commentFor the insanely bored, here's a flash game where you try to throw a ball of paper into a trash bin.

Either that is the most boring meeting ever ... or this guy should consider getting some better day dreams!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 08/20/2005

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commentBecome a believer of the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster. Read the letter that was sent to a school insisting they teach this in class!
LOL

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commentFunny beer commercial!

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commentPlaying with Fire

A fun little flash game!

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commentA Hackers Convention!

"...even sending e-mails or answering cellphones seemed risky at the hackers convention last weekend."

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commentGreat little diddy we women can all apreciate and all you men can relate to. A song by none other than the legendary Dolly Parton. Funny as Hell!

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commentmadening

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commentThis is kinda cool. Adjust the direction and speed with your keyboard arrow keys and watch it switch rotations among other things.

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commentCan you wait 'til 2008?

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commentCheck out this face on google maps!

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commentGet inside the mind of a terrorist at todays site. The "Al Qaeda Training Manual" has been released by the United States Justice Department. It's enough to see their thought process but not enough to provide training to terrorist wannabes, obviously.

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commentIn the wise words of Nelson (from Simpsons) ... "Ha Ha".

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commentCheck out the latest series from the crew that brought you Red vs Blue...It's "The Strangerhood".

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commentGoogle with Mac style icons, roll your mouse over the icons to see the effect. It'll blow your mind...course you'll have to blow your brains out first.

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commentGoogle map of the stars, hollywood stars that is!

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http://www.miniclip.com/acno/acno.htm

commentAddictive cheeseball game: Acno's Energizer. It's an excellent time waster.

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commentThis guy is walking across america (from San Diego to New York City) to lose weight! Damn!!!

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commentParty Time.

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commentCaution: Extremely Addictive!

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commentThe moon has been googled, check it out!

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commentA bunch of "cute" little flash games you might enjoy.

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commentIs it too late for fireworks? Ah well!

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commentGo sight-seeing compliments of google at todays site.

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